Who put my life in reverse gear?
It's unusual when someone from your past turns up. It's nice to know that after years without contact, they still remember you fondly. But three people in 3 weeeks? Last seen 4, 6 and 8 years ago in that order! Is someone playing tricks on me? Is my face on a billboard somewhere with the slogan 'Lonely Miss Moodle'? What the...?
So now I'm wondering who I lost contact with 10 years ago. Because he will surely send an email next week. And by Christmas week, I will be up to 18 years AWOL. If my life really is in reverse mode, will my wrinkles disappear? Will my heart mend? And will I regain my credit queen crown? Will I be back in construction? Will I have goofy teeth?
Noooooooooooo. I don't want to go back. When I was a little girl, I spent hours trying to work out which way was forwards? Was it down the road towards the town? Or was it back home away from town? I still want to face forwards. No more ghosts please.
Benjamin Button was a loser.